“I thought, ‘This is it, I’m going down with Joan Rivers. This is going to be my final hoorah, my goodbye.’”
I’ve had that nightmare!
Nicki Minaj deletes Twitter account after music leak
OMG! It’s like some bad dream! A low-talent, mostly sex-selling, Rhyme Talker closes her short-message account!
Like, the world is, like, so f- over!
Jennifer Lopez is hot? What?
And by “Jennifer Lopez is hot”, we mean “oddly dressed in an appealing dress with flat hair”.
How to make keys
If only everyone had the sense of humor my friend Shawn has…
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Yellow left turn arrows confuse Seattle area drivers
No, it’s not a joke. New flashing yellow left-turn arrows are appearing around Seattle and drivers are confused.
Let’s take this a step at a time, ok?
Think back to kindergarten, drivers. What does yellow on a traffic signal mean?
If you said caution, you weren’t absent that day due a paste allergy.
What does an arrow pointing left mean? Left turn! Very good!
Now think hard: What does a flashing yellow light mean? Flashing red means stop and proceed when clear so flashing yellow means, what? Did you say proceed cautiously? You did? That’s right! You get a lollipop!
Now let’s put them all together: a yellow, flashing, left arrow means…turn left with caution!
wonderful! You’re now smarter than 98.3% of all Seattle-area drivers!
Afghan families score big in American guilt lottery
When is having a family member murdered by an American soldier like winning the lottery?
The families received around $50,000 for each person killed and about $10,000 for each wounded in the shootings in two villages in Panjwai district earlier this month.
via Afghan gun massacre families paid compensation | Reuters.
Rumors Of My Death Have Been Greatly Expatiated
As it turns out, rumors of my death have been wrong. I did not die in a car crash only to replaced by a double in order to keep the band together and I didn’t wash down a package of Pop Rocks with a Pepsi and then explode in a pink mist.
I never died after February 13th at all. I’m pretty sure on that
What happened is my ex-girlfriend developed Gullain-Barré syndrom and because I’m named as her health care decision person and cat caretaker, I’ve been kind of caught up in that.
I’ve also brought my other blog online, AdoboHamburger.com. That’s about sharing Filipino and American cultures (my wife is from Mindanao).
I did everything with that blog that I failed to do with this one: full SEO treatment, professionally crafted keywords, strategically-placed ball washers, the works. So now when it’s ignored like this blog, I’ll know that it’s because I suck and not because the Internet does.
So now that rumors of my death were mostly untrue, both of you can go back to not reading this.
Should I die already?
After three weeks of fun in the sun, I’ve had one crappy week of ill in the chill.
Three sick days last week followed two of the most zombified days I’ve ever spent at work, barely shuffling along on autopilot.
I improved slowly over the week only to wake up this morning with a raw throat!
I should die!
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