It’s time to return to those days of old when gods of freedom walked the earth and sarcasm was a fearsome tool in their quiver.

(Slightly Altered) Piggies

By the Beatles

Have you seen the right wing piggies
Crawling in the dirt
And for all the right wing piggies
Life is getting worse
Always having dirt to play around in.

Have you seen the newsmen piggies
In their starched white shirts
You will find the newsmen piggies
Stirring up the dirt
Always have clean shirts to play around in.

In their sties with all their backing
They don’t care what goes on around
In their eyes there’s something lacking
What they need’s a damn good whacking.

Everywhere there’s lots of piggies
Living piggy lives
You can see them out for dinner
With their piggy wives
Clutching forks and knives to eat their bacon.