David Carradine

Ed McMahon

Farrah Fawcett

Michael Jackson

Billy Mays

WTF is going on here?

Why doesn't Perez Hilton get ravaged my lemurs? Or Bill O'Reilly fall down a well? Or Dr. Phil spontaneously combust?

Yeah, Billy Mays was annoying but not on the same scale as Perez Hilton.

And Michael Jackson was a pervert but he never wanted to rub falafel on someone and he never made a dime from the stupidity of the average American like O'Reilly does.

They say life is not fair. And so now there's the proof.