Pete Puma found drunk in local park.

Another tragic fall from grace was witnessed today when animation star Pete Puma was found drunk and unconscious in a local Seattle park.

Pete, probably most famous for his role as a sugar-addicted, cross-dressing predator in the Warner Brothers' extravaganza "Rabbit's Kin", was found early this morning by local members of the TIS (Toon Intervention Squad).

TIS had been searching for the actor since learning sometime yesterday that he had left his home in Warner Woods with a large exploding cigar and a mallet.

Persons close to the search said that Pete was found with several large lumps on his head and in a drunken state. When asked how many drinks he'd had, searchers say he replied, "Oh, three or four."