Here's your daily does of delicious, if not nutritious, irony.

Man In Anti-Drug Ad Charged In Marijuana Bust

Searls appears in commercials as a hard-hat-wearing worker for the Affiliated Construction Trades Foundation. The commercial lists him as a member of Plumbers and Pipefitters Local 521. It has appeared on television and YouTube to promote the organization's drug-free message.

"Nobody wants to work next to anybody whose judgment is impaired by drugs or alcohol," Searls says in the commercial. "We don't just talk a drug-free work force. We do something about it. The union work force is a drug-free work force."

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Amazing stuff.

''Capitalism is evil,'' says new Michael Moore film

Capitalism is evil. That is the conclusion U.S. documentary maker Michael Moore comes to in his latest movie "Capitalism: A Love Story," which premieres at the Venice film festival Sunday.

Capitalism isn't evil, Michael.

Selfishness is evil.

Lack of compassion for your fellow man is evil.

Wearing a ball cap with a suit jacket is evil.

Pete Puma found drunk in local park.

Another tragic fall from grace was witnessed today when animation star Pete Puma was found drunk and unconscious in a local Seattle park.

Pete, probably most famous for his role as a sugar-addicted, cross-dressing predator in the Warner Brothers' extravaganza "Rabbit's Kin", was found early this morning by local members of the TIS (Toon Intervention Squad).

TIS had been searching for the actor since learning sometime yesterday that he had left his home in Warner Woods with a large exploding cigar and a mallet.

Persons close to the search said that Pete was found with several large lumps on his head and in a drunken state. When asked how many drinks he'd had, searchers say he replied, "Oh, three or four."

Scientists design spacecraft to save Earth - Telegraph

Heroic missions to stop life on Earth from being wiped out by an asteroid have become a favourite theme for Hollywood disaster films.

Now, a team of British engineers have designed a real-life spacecraft to save the world from destruction.

Thank God the Brits are on it!

Man Leaps into River to Escape Wife's Nagging

The Chinese truck driver, known as Zhou, and his wife were on a ferry on the Yangtze River when it all became too much for him, the Chongqing Evening Post reports.

She drove him into the drink.

Jenkins' remark raises eyebrows | CJOnline.com

"Republicans are struggling right now to find the great white hope," Jenkins said to the crowd. "I suggest to any of you who are concerned about that, who are Republican, there are some great young Republican minds in Washington."

A videotape of the presentation contains footage of Jenkins identifying three members of the U.S. House -- Cantor, Rep. Kevin McCarthy, R-Calif., and Rep. Paul Ryan, R-Wis. -- as future movers and shakers in the GOP. All are white, as is Jenkins.

"So don't, you know, lose faith if you are a conservative," Jenkins said in Hiawatha.

There's always room for blacks at the back of the Republican bus.